If I Do Drag

I am still in the right mind and set to do kitchen wonders in the next few years, and since I am currently watching reruns of Rupaul's Drag Race for the past month, I sometimes think, what if I became a drag queen? Will I be as successful as Sharon Needles or our very own Manila Luzon? Or I'll just be as sweet as Latrice Royale, or as fierce as Raven or Nina Flowers? Perhaps I'll be as crazy as Shangella! If I do drag, I will probably stock my closet with gabor wigs and fabulous dresses to make myself a successful drag queen. Oh well, back to kitchen work. Now, I better work!