I Wonder...

...if your mother took prenatal vitamins while she was carrying you? I think not because your actions are quite retarded these days, you're a control freak who came out of her womb and no one likes it your way these days, three important people in my academic life already resigned because of your unjust and unfair practices.

I can feel the domino effect now - please think of us as your clients. We, the students are not happy anymore, we might just leave if you don't fix this.