I Don't Want To Lose You - NOT!

What makes you think that I, being one of your management people, would regret losing you in our team? You must be hallucinating. You've been abusive of our kindness and leniency over the months so I don't mind losing you - and your so-called friends, whom like you doesn't cooperate much. I would love to train a new batch if I have to and endure the multi-taskinig. I really don't mind. I am tired of saving your bony behind. I suggest you make things subtle when you leave, get one or two more attendance incidents. Oh, before you do that, clean up your locker now, get a box or an Eagle Creek luggage perhaps. Because when that time happens, you will instantly have our signatures on your clearance form - so you can immediately leave the premises.

Wait, why don't you just resign?