The Conceited One

I am so hating this office crush now - after he learned about my admiration, he is now placing some sort of a sight barrier beside him to block my sight of him.

Sorry honey, my manager placed me in this desk - I'm just lucky to have a good view of everyone on the floor. Why would you hide anyway? I am just admiring you from a distance so if you're trying to hide from my tantalizing eyes, you don't have to. Stop putting so much importance on yourself, will you?

Well, I just passed by your desk to take one last look. Your eyes need some eye cream or something. You better work on your eyebags now.

Grrr - conceited people just love having admirers, because they know they are hot. Now that's a turn off.

I am hot in my own right anyway.