Remember the post-climactic scene in Titanic where the old Rose, after so many years, has finally let go of the blue diamond heart jewelry she held on through the years, after she lost the love of her life, Jack?

Her love on that ship that developed in just a short span must be so true, it took her years to move on. In my experience, anything that is love-related that developed over a course of three weeks or shorter is comparable to a one night stand and nothing else.

The heart of the ocean. A piece of cr*p.