My lovelife is like a card reader. Throughout time it used a lot of memory cards - it stored a lot of good and bad memories depending on the memory size. Some were just 512's, some were more than 2 GB which took a lot of managing to save space for more. When the memory gets full, it causes problems and makes things slow. Most of them got infected by virus so it has to be discarded and be disposed because it can no longer serve its purpose.

This lovelife sucks - it has never been a hard drive.